Apologies randomania fans, my poor addled teacher brain lost track of the days of the week (again!) so here’s what’s been amusing me online a little later than normal! enjoy!

@ComedyTruth

Cop: “When is your birthday?” Me: ” July 30.” Cop: “What year?” Me: “Every year!!” Cop: “Well played..”

@ComedyTruth

Retweet . this . tweet . if . the . periods . slowed . down . your . reading . But now everything is ok because there is none :p

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”

- Louis Hector Berlioz”

Hmm, there may have been a theme to this randomania afterall….